yo whaddup! i'm chillin at work today, but i'm daym tired. the only good thing is that the lady i work wid is not here today so i am really doin nothing ... Oh... I stole the stapler...hahaha i stole the fat mans stapler for reals!!! he wasn't here this mornin so i just walced into his cubicle and took it out his drawer...hahahaha!!!! hm... well i wish i was in jersey wid you guys but you know "i gots to pay the bills"!   I already miss sam, jimmy, jae, peter, abe, dan, mike, paul, and all of you other bitches and hoes... haha j/k i miss all the girls too like, "the thug", boa, ester, craziee girl, heather, melissa, and thats all i can think of right now.... well hm.. i guess its time for "MONDAY RECAP!!!" that will be the special of the week from now on!! hehe so be here to read about it... WEll this week's "monday REcap!": i guess i had fun this weekend too even thou we really didn't do that much... on friday, we just chilled at home i think, no wait we went to watch the movie signs...it was pretty scarry, but i tried extra hard not to get shook this time, cause everyone keeps making fun of me and draging me too movies like taht cause i get scared.... i figure if i don't act scared anymore we will eventually stop goin!!! hehehe ^_^... welll i already wrote about the funny shit that happened there.. hahaha "leg a little heavy jimmy???" hahahaha!!! hm.... on sat.... OMG we drove around all day long... well not really just felt like it... hahaha... i think we bounce at around 5 that day and didn't stop driving till like 12..hahaha... there was a little drama that day.. that had the whole apartment in silence for about 5 mins, cause you know i can't stay madd forever... Oh.. and i'll say it again.. sorry bout the shavin cream... it was a little much, but you have to admit that was a little bit of over-reactin... jimmy and his "mu mu mu la go" hahahaha  well its all good now and this will be the last time i mention it, unless i have to make fun of jimmy later on...hahhahah!!!...hm... oh yeah i think everyone got pissed off on sat...hahaha... i made "the thug" really really mad by making fun of her so much that she wanted to jump out the car and shit...hahahahah! UM... *daym* ok i won't say it hehehe! was bout to make fun of her again, but i said i wouldn't from now on... hahaha i'll take you off my list helen... but you konw who is on it now?? MELISSA!!! don't mess wid my boy sam... until you stop bein so paranoid... i'm not takin you off my list...  oh yeah, back to the sat story... um.. jimmy pissed mike off too that day.. by sayin some stuff about his girl i think... hahaha it was all good thou layter when we was chillin to some happpy happpy ass korean songs and dancing too it....hahaha... the funniest thing thou was when mike and abe were doin this gay ass happy song tag team clap thinggy hahaha, and i was doin my gay ass happy song dance in the back seat, when all of a sudden helen says "oh shit look at the white guy next to us..." hahahah the fuckin white guy was lookin at us laughin his ass off, hahaha, and girl next to him was lookin at us like "wtf crazy ass koreans" hahaha... that shit was soo "jok pal lyu" that mike sped off hahaha makin screachin noises and everything.... hm... whatelse...oh another funny part of the day was when sam was tellin me about austin powers and the phrase "preparation H"... hahaha... that shit was sooo funny to me and sam, but the other people didn't think so.. but htey all laughed eventually, cause they think i laugh funny.... hahaha!... Oh... and one thing i'm never goin to AC again, cause all the girls there are madd sa ga ji, and fuckin ugly, oh and they aare fat!!! hahaha oh yeah we saw a really fat gas station attendent that actually ate the gas to get fat! hahaha j/k... well after all the stupid shit, we finally went to soopbin, and drank...Abe got blasted off of his ass, and said that he would "han tok swa" like crazy , pullin out hundred dollar bills and shit... ahhaha we all tried to get him even more drunk tryin to see if he would buy us BLUe or some food... hahaha! yes... and once again JAE did throw up! not only did he throw up infront of soopbin, I had to pull over 3 times so he could throw up!! lol... poor jae! um... on sunday we didnt really do much... sam tried to make my fat ass jiggle on the bed by shaking his leg, and all we did was play counterstrike and eat cheese steaks...then i left... oh we also had like a "watch porno" party on sat! it was pretty kool hahaha... you know i didn't watch it thou, cause i didn't want to dirty my virgin eyes... OM gosh i'm soo good and innocent!!! ... ok well thats it and the end of "monday recap" hope ya read this shit and give me som PROPS!! and lots of them!!! aight payce!!!! i'm out!

Word! my new word for the moment ^_^ hehe well anyways... wassupp!!! my peoples chris is back in nt holly keepin it real.... hahha just got done playin diablo wid my boy jae...hahhaa kickin ass baby what! well today we went to go watch the movie signs... that shit wasn't that scary, but my boy abe was fuckin spazzin out... OMG... That nigga would shreek like a little bitch when the scary parts came out, and the white people behind us started laughin...hahhaha *they laughin at you abe* ^^ hahha omg and it seemed like we had more fun in the begining of the movie more than the movie itself... ahh highlights of the day was when we was makin fun of fat ass jimmy trying to get over the seats...hahahaha.... OMG that shit was sooooo funny... LOL... this 200+ lbs nigga tryin to get over the seats was fuckin hilarious... hahaha... first he couldn't get his "short da leee" over the seat so he had to use both arms not just one to pull one of his legs over the 3 ft high seat... hahaha... i of course bein a jimmy hater, got up and tried to get as much attention on him as possible...hahah that shit was funny... and even more funny cause SARAH unknowingly attracted more attention by saying "thats fucked up" really loud...hahaha... well then after that little episode... we had the inside "queef bomb" jokes goin on...hahaha all you guys know what that is...LMAO... HELEN... no one wanted to sit next to you...LOL j/k   hm... that was about it i guess... nothin really funny went down at the dinner, cept for the same old, stupid making fun of each other shit...oh and somone plz get jimmy a girl... i caught that nigga watchin porn by himself again LOL, by HIMSELF... LOL... ok well ya fellas have a nice day... *peter* "ya heard mae" .... LOL...

I"m out fo sho fo sho!!!

well, today is the day!!! as soon as i get my fuckin worthless downgraded paycheck, i'm gonna send my application for a patent to the patent office, and send a copy of my invention to BIC... Bic tole me that it will take like 8-10 weeks to see if an invention is good or not, but i'm pretty sure that as soon as they see my shit, they'd be like "daym, this kid is a genious" syke, hahaha... hopefully they like it... i mean all my dreams, as well as my crew's dreams are riding on it... then again even if they like it, what if they don't pay as much for it...Well i really don't wanna count my chickens before they hatch, but when they do hatch, i hope them chickens is as fat as jimmy!!! hahahahaha *now that was some unexpected good shit* LOL... Don't worry i won't forget ya's cars! and as soon as i get that money, we gonna have the biggest fuckin party south jersey has eva seen!!!!.... OH and we gonna go get some fuckin 10g armani suits.... BBC baby!!! BBC!!!! Well i gotta go and get "the fob" some car insurance layter, a credit card, and a bank account... hopefullly this way no one will steal his fuckin money! here how bout this... if you read this and you stole jay's money leave a message on the right as "anonymous" and say you did! this way we know he didn't just loose it or throw it out... And no there is no way of us finding out who you are...cause if we do! YOUR FUCKIN DEAD!!!! hm...whatelse...oh this is my second consecutive day of commin into work on time, but i am kinda tired cause i played games all night!  Oh and thanks for all the "i think you loosin weight comments" i appreciate them, even thou you guys are laughin and lying, hahaha! oh and don't say that out loud to me infront of jimmy... that nigga is a hatter! so he will either get pissed off and say something stupid to me, or he is just gonna go and commit suicide. hahahaha! hm.... ok.... oh  yeah... shibal, jet skiing sounds fun, i wish i was there, but i'm stuck here doin 9-5 so eh! i guess we can all go again next time... eh yo sam, do you got any guest passes for six flags??? i think we should go this weekend... I wanna bring my friend cheralyne...   OH, hahaha, and if some girl asks you online if i got a girl, say yes..., hahaha this stupid twinkie bitch thinks i'm goin out wid BOA on my website...hahahaha!!! i wish it were tru!!! aight well i'm out! hit me up wid yo comments and eprop lovin!!! i'm shootin for at leas 10 comments and 20 eprops! aight yo i'm out!

son of a bitch... come on guys just 7 more!!! LMAO YOU don"T love me anymore???? HM>>>> ;(

WEll ssup my peoples!! its like 4 am and i'm sittin at jae's house watchin a movie... everyone else is asleep right now, so i'm bored as fuck... i think i'm bout to sleep thou... hm... i dunno once again i'm feelin like everythin is fuckin "jja jung" well, i guess i had fun friday night cause we drank a little and went bowlin, but i dunno.  first i was feelin bad cause i didn't go to fuckin work again, and i need money! Shit..!  Then, i just got tired of havin to watch people not be able to take care of themselves... i mean.. its koo if you drink and get drunk, but lets have a little responsibility and take care of yourselves... I mean I'm not a fuckin baby sitter, and neither is jae, and all the other people tryin to have fun... Ya know! Shit i hate that, esp. from people that don't know us very well... people who expect us to treat them like dong saengs and take care of them, when they don't even give us the respect that we deserve...Whatever man that shit was sooo fucked up!  I know everyone is just tryin to have a good time and forget all their worries, but some things are fuckin rules of society....I dunno, i'm the type to forgive and forget, so i'll only be madd for a while, unless that shit happens again...

Hm... whatelse...on the less serious side...

LOl...fuckin "the muslim" eatin popeyes chickin like a black hungry somalian was funny as shit!!!! HAHAHA!!!

SAM gettin raped by jae and then raping me was funny as shit too!! sam... my ass is not a fuckin mac machine, the only thing that you will get from swiping is my fuckin w-7 farts so watch out!!! hahaha! and no I AM NOT GAY!!! LOL!

hm... i saw this really hot girl this weekend, but her drinkin and shit just turned me off, got to admit thou she was cute... HAHA! were are all the nice girls at ????

OH... tryin to finish the fuckin songs...but jimmy's ass would not stay awake to finish them... so "shil pae" once again...his only contribution was the background snoring remix..WTF man!!!

ABE was back in action and much missed when he was MIA, but all his fuckin drunken talking made us feel like we wanted to be terrorist to shut him up so he would be a POW.. lol!!!

MADD drama for sam, peter, and jimmy...hahaha! We thought jimmy was pissed cause no girls showed interest taht night, but i realized that wasnt it layter... it was cause he has a small "ja ji" and he just caught first glimps of it that night! hahahahahah LOL LOL LMAO!!! ( i know he gonna get me back for that one...whatever he says its not tru people!!!)

OH madd props to VERonica for cleanin up the place and givin me and jimmy breakfast in bed!!! GOOD SHIT!!!

hmm... whatelse... well i dunno can't think of anything else, but i guess all in all i got to chill wid my crew so i'm happy!!!   OH and peter and this ajjuoooma at korea garden said i look like i'm loosin weight! so shit!! madd props to them!!! i'm gonna run even more everyday now!!!! the only fat boys will be jimmy and max soon just give me till i'm 30....hahahahaha!!!

Aight I'm out! OH, and no steak fo you!!! madd "shil mang" girl, uh huh!